The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
In tonight's finale, I imagine that Xtina will attempt to bring together all her fashion statements from the entire season — the tiny planet welded to her giant cranium, the fishnet stripper hose that keep all her cellulite locked and loaded, her satin granny panties that double as pants, and of course the crowning achievement — the tiara. Oh, and there will be a winner.
New Girl, 9 p.m., Fox
Nick moves out! Nick moves out? Maybe. Maybe they will give us a cliffhanger, and it will remain unclear to us all summer whether Nick has, in fact, moved out. Thanks for a lot of laughs in your first season, New Girl. I mean that.
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food
"Green goddess salad in the first round; fortune cookies and brazino in the second round; sourdough bread desserts." Green goddess salad! Expect a visit from Graham Kerr!
